If You're Breathin' We're Leavin' Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt ~ Funny Top ~ Sarcastic ~ Meme Tee ~ Dark Humor ~ Funeral Director

A fashionable, comfortable, dependable tee, appropriate for daily use. Soft and well stitched with a vivid print, you will really enjoy wearing it. Durable, comfortable, lightweight, and designed with love and cuss words! We have a wide variety of funny, sarcastic, silly, weird, quote and awesome shirts. Perfect for yourself or as a gift for your favorite partner in crime. This funky T-Shirt can be worn by both men and women of any age as long as they love humorous, comfortable clothes. Even though it is a short sleeve piece, it could be combined with many other garments and worn all year long. Perfect for casual, morning, afternoon & evening appearances. Ideal for a funny yet fashionable, last moment gift for your friends or family, coworkers, teammates, heathens, etc. A great keepsake too for birthday, anniversary, holiday, graduation, reunion, parties and any other occasion. Tubular without side seams, semi-fitted, with taped neck and shoulders, 3/4" (1.9 cm) double-needle topstitched collar, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, double-stitched sleeves and hems with a tear away label. We use Gildan 64000 Softstyle T-shirts made of high quality, preshrunk, high stitch density fabric. ⇝ PROCESSING TIME - PACKAGING - DELIVERY Your tee will be ready for shipping within 1-4 working days following your order. In very rare cases, the processing of your order may take a little longer. In this case, we will update you through the Etsy messaging system. ⇝ HOW TO MEASURE 1. Take a tee you already own that fits you well. Lay it down the T-Shirt on a flat, hard surface and smooth out any wrinkles. 2. Measure the length by measuring from the highest point of the shoulder to the desired hemline. 3. Measure the chest width by placing the tape close under the arms and measure from one side to another. 4. Record the measurements and compare them to the ones listed on our size guide below. ↳ I DO NOT accept returns, exchanges, or refunds for incorrect fit, so please choose your size wisely! ⇝ SIZE GUIDE XS = Length: 26.5 in - 67.31 cm | Chest: 16 in - 40.64 cm S = Length: 28 in - 71.12 cm | Chest: 18 in - 45.72 cm M = Length: 29.25 in - 74.30 cm | Chest: 20 in - 50.80 cm L = Length: 30.25 in - 76.84 cm | Chest: 22 in - 55.88 cm XL = Length: 31.25 in - 79.38 cm | Chest: 24 in - 60.96 cm 2XL = Length: 32.5 in - 82.55 cm | Chest: 26 in - 66.04 cm 3XL = Length: 33.5 in - 85.09 cm | Chest: 28 in - 71.12 cm 4XL = Length: 34.5 in - 87.63 cm | Chest: 30 in - 76.20 cm ⇝ CARE INSTRUCTIONS * WASHING: Machine wash lukewarm or cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. * DRYING: Hang-dry for the longest life or tumble-dry on low. * IRONING: Medium iron inside-out ONLY if necessary. Do NOT iron the design area. ⇝ DON’T: * Do NOT use bleach * Do NOT use fabric softeners * Do NOT dry clean ⇝ COLOR DISCLAIMER Various factors such as your screen resolution, color settings, display type, lighting conditions, and the fact that each person sees colors differently, can all affect how the colors are displayed on the Internet. Consequently, actual colors may slightly vary. ⇝ R E T U R N S & E X C H A N G E S * Since all items are customized for each customer, I DO NOT accept returns, refunds or exchanges, unless it is a mistake on my end. If that occurs, please message me as soon as possible. In any case, if you need any help with your order, feel free to contact me. ↳ By purchasing this listing, you agree to these terms of use. © 2023 - All Rights Reserved - Slightly Disturbed Shop